August 23, 2006 - 5:31pm
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One more, because it really is a slow news day, with Menendez in the Dominican Republic and Kean working hard to stop the mass e

New scene - Tom Kean, Jr. in the Ethics Reform Walk.

STEVE DEMICCO: Hey, where's your ribbon?

TOM KEAN JR. : Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.

MATT MILLER: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you for Ethics reform?

TOM KEAN JR. : Yeah, I'm working hard for ethics reform. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.

MATT MILLER: Who do you think you are?

STEVE DEMICCO: Put the ribbon on!

MATT MILLER: Hey, Donald! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!

BOB MENENDEZ: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

Based on The Sponge

New scene - Kramer in the AIDS walk.
WALKER #1: Hey, where's your ribbon?
KRAMER: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.
WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?
KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.
WALKER #3: Who do you think you are?
WALKER #1: Put the ribbon on!
WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!
BOB: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

Wally Edge can be reached via email at politicsnj@aol.com.