November 2, 2009 - 9:55am
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CAPUTO MAKES HIS CASE FOR ANOTHER TERM

For Immediate Release:Contact: Mario Drodz(973)-555-5555

Caputo Makes His Case For Another Term

Higher Taxes and More Politicos on the Take Are the Right Direction for New Jersey

Belleville-Assemblyman, Freeholder and Former Educational Bureaucrat Ralph Caputo made his case for another term in Trenton at his legislative office at the Sunrise Bagel Shop on Joralemon Street in his hometown where the voters unjustly rejected his Board of Education and Council candidates.

           

 “I know that some of us are going through hard times, but I want you to know, if your losing sleep at night about it,  that your Assemblyman is doing just fine. In fact, with well over $100,000 a year from the taxpayers, paying me continues to be the best stimulus package going! And if you re-elect me and finally wise up and pack the Mayor and Council with my allies, I can become your town manager too! I will ask try to repeal the dual-officeholder ban so more politicians can benefit from the multiple public paychecks like I do!” Caputo exclaimed.

           

Caputo did not neglect his important work as a legislator. “My war on college kids drinking Blow Energy was so successful, I’m now ready to go after Monster and Red Bull! And of course I will continue to be a rubber stamp for Governor Corzine if he is re-elected, and if Chris Christie is elected I will make sure to stop every attempt he makes to bring more business into the state and lower taxes,” Caputo said.

           

Caputo concluded that voters must vote “Line A: All the Way”, because New Jersey’s place as America’s highest taxed state is “too important to let slip away!”###
ANDREW BLOSCHAK can be reached via email at bloschak4assembly@gmail.com.

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